you are my sunshine

togepenis:

about me

ifelloffthebed:

talk dirty to me

ifelloffthebed:

talk dirty to me

weloveshortvideos:

Suck cam - Vine by Wildjoshy

not-an-actual-cannibal-hannibal:

This is legit my new favorite gif. Sarcastic Martin in a gif, everyone.

not-an-actual-cannibal-hannibal:

This is legit my new favorite gif. Sarcastic Martin in a gif, everyone.

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

manhood:

This could be us

manhood:

This could be us

lapdancy:

all i can think about is kissing you and killing myself

anthonyedwardstarks:

Nobody’s gotten that flag in 17 years!

spoken-not-written:

curlspray:

sixpenceee:

Who else can’t seem to stop shaking their leg?

That is called ‘Restless-Leg-Syndrome’. People who have it tend to sleep worse and suffer from depression.

well then

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves